A Very Mumbled and Unenthusiastic Hello to You"

Greetings, readers. (I can only assume by your presence here/progress through this blog that you fit into this category.) I will be filling up this space with random assorted thoughts and musings, mostly related to things that interest me, such as games, film, music, politics and pop culture. However, if I feel it necessary to mix things up a little and talk about a peculiar looking leaf I encountered outside of my home, I will do so accordingly. Prepare yourself for such instances. (Or skip them I suppose. Pansy.) 

I feel a little as though I'm some sort of Miss America contestant at this point, and I should be answering questions of some variety as an illustration of my character and intentions with my new-found tool. Presuming that the shiny new dragon implemented into World of Warcraft's login menu does not distract me too much, I shall attempt to do so, perhaps in a Question/Answer format. (As apposed to a Question/Question format: What year did Columbus discover America? Answer: Why should I care? Or alternatively, Shouldn't you know, since you're the teacher? Are you really qualified to be teaching me this material?)

Well, here goes: 

Name: Paul Rudd

Age: Paul Rudd's Age. 

Favorite Games:

Ocarina of Time

Sands of Time

Portal (of Time?)

Bioshock of Time

Psychonauts of Time

Kingdom Hearts of Time 

Favorite Movies:

About a Boy

Nightmare Before Christmas

Judd Apatow films

Garden State

Paprika

Beverly Hills Chihuahua of Time

No more interest in filling this out

Favorite TV:

Scrubs

MST3K

Arrested Development

Friends

Avatar

Lost(Except it's not right now because I haven't been watching it.)

Heroes(Except not because it's not very good but I watch it anyway.) 

Extras

The Daily Show/Colbert

What do you like to do in your spare time?: 

This. I take everything else very seriously, and hardly counts as spare time. Like, crazy person seriously. With time cards. And rules. And Flags. And red cards. 

How many mailboxes have you ever smashed with a baseball bat?:

I do not currently own a baseball bat. 

Count to 100:

Done.

What do you like on your sandwich?:

Nothing. I like it in my mouth, sans topside passengers. Note to readers, please do not place objects or animals on top of my sandwiches, when avoidable. 

Are you having trouble coming up with questions?:

Yes!

Would you like the readers to submit questions for you to answer?:

Perhaps! 

Would you consider marrying a bear?:

Does the bear have a massive inheritance coming it's way? 

Anyway, I will post a few older things I've written to give you something to read besides this greeting over and over again, and I hope you enjoy them/other nonsensical ramblings I post here and if you don't, then I will mail you a complimentary refund package compiled by myself. If you are indifferent to my posts, I humbly thank you for sort of liking what you've read. Please recycle whatever of this post you don't use in the proper receptacle.